IF YOU’RE BROKE AS ME BUT STILL WANT TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT ON HALLOWEEN, HERE YA GO.
-SOME DARK EYESHADOW(black, greens and browns)
-SOME RED MAKEUP(lipstick, eyeshadow or whatever)
-2 HARD BIG BRUSH, 1 SMALL BRUSH, A MEDIUM SPONDGE(can be found at any hobby store. Take the cheapest you can find).
optional: powder brush and blue food dye.
Be super creative and make really gross wounds. To make it look deeper, just build up layers.
Rice and spaggeti can be used as worms and maggots.
Blitz means camera flash.
The last picture is the face of fear.
no that last picture is him wondering if he had a kid without knowing it
DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.
A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
DAD HAS A CANON NAME.
DR. DAVID BRINNER.
GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.
THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.
did you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna
the homestuck fandom forgetting the absolute basics of the comic as we continue the ninth month of the gigapause
this is some next level british grandma carpeting